BACON LASERS

Bacon. Lasers. Breaking Bad. Burgers. Boners. Booze. Pizza. Arrested Development. Neon. 80s. Mad Men. George Costanza, apparently.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Want some future? Here, Have some future.

imagine-dannydevito:

Imagine Danny DeVito soulfully playing Gerry Rafferty’s “Baker Street” on the saxophone while you lounge in a jacuzzi, sipping a mimosa.

(via iliveonmycdrive)

If Facebook Was A Guy

ryannorth:

FACEBOOK: Hi, I’m Facebook.
ME: Nice to meet you, I’m Ryan.
FACEBOOK: What’s your last name? Where do you live? When were you born? What’s your phone number? Is that work or mobile? Can I have your work number too?
ME: Facebook, I just met you.
FACEBOOK: This is what friendship is to me.