Bacon. Lasers. Breaking Bad. Burgers. Boners. Booze. Pizza. Arrested Development. Neon. 80s. Mad Men. George Costanza, apparently.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Want some future? Here, Have some future.

If Facebook Was A Guy


FACEBOOK: Hi, I’m Facebook.
ME: Nice to meet you, I’m Ryan.
FACEBOOK: What’s your last name? Where do you live? When were you born? What’s your phone number? Is that work or mobile? Can I have your work number too?
ME: Facebook, I just met you.
FACEBOOK: This is what friendship is to me.